| About Randy (and Shmorgh) |
About Randy Henderson:
Randy Henderson is cool and minty with a writer aftertaste. A published writer, he graduated from Clarion West in 2009. He loves milkshakes and chipotle salsa, but not chipotle salsa milkshakes. He contributes nonfiction to Fantasy Magazine, is constantly at work writing two novels and four new stories, is an Arch-Magus of Rejectomancy, and lives in thirteen and a half realities, but you can usually find him just behind the drawbridge on any classic Fisher Price Little People castle.
Shmorgh is an alien that crashed on Earth and now threatens to eat the entire human race. The only thing that keeps humanity safe is this blog, which for some reason keeps Shmorgh mightily amused and distracted from its hunger for human flesh. Alas and however, this does not keep it from being a complete jerk. In fact, I suspect it enjoys my pointing out the fact that it is a jerk more than anything and is especially jerky just to get a reaction from me, which makes it not just a jerk but officially an a-hole.