| About Randy (and Shmorgh) |
About Randy Henderson:
Randy Henderson is cool and minty with a writer aftertaste. A published writer, he graduated from Clarion West in 2009, and won first place in Writers of the Future for Q2 2013. He loves milkshakes and chipotle salsa, but not chipotle salsa milkshakes. Randy’s constantly at work writing two new novels and four new stories, is an Arch-Magus of Rejectomancy, and lives in thirteen and a half realities, but you can usually find him just behind the drawbridge on any classic Fisher Price Little People castle.
Shmorgh is an alien that crashed on Earth and now threatens to eat the entire human race. The only thing that keeps humanity safe is this blog, which for some reason keeps Shmorgh mightily amused and distracted from its hunger for human flesh. Alas and however, this does not keep it from being a complete jerk.